I am cursed with a small tongue.

June 23, 2008
Really, I am cursed with a small tongue. I mean, it’s really not that big of a deal but it makes it tough to eat soup sometimes. Lollipops take forever to get to the center to. It’s kind of hard to whistle. Living a life with a small tongue is tough.

After spending exactly two minutes brushing my teeth in the morning with my Sonicare elite toothbrush, I spend exactly two minutes more looking at my tongue in the mirror.

Look at this guy!

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I am a wall of bananas

February 20, 2008
Yes Sir, that is a wall of bananas

Fruit is delicious.

A banana is a fruit.

So, Bananas = Crazy delicious

Now imagine eating ALL THAT DELICOUS-NESS!!! 7,200 bananas all ready for my mouth to consume. How awesome.