Really, I am cursed with a small tongue. I mean, it’s really not that big of a deal but it makes it tough to eat soup sometimes. Lollipops take forever to get to the center to. It’s kind of hard to whistle. Living a life with a small tongue is tough.
After spending exactly two minutes brushing my teeth in the morning with my Sonicare elite toothbrush, I spend exactly two minutes more looking at my tongue in the mirror.
Look at this guy!