I am the sound of a Dive into water

The final days of co-op are quickly approaching.

That statement is true but I feel like I have so much work today I’ll still be here for another 6 months.

Regardless, I feel compelled to share this article that I have come across about a certain topic that many of us don’t mention in our daily lives. Actually, that’s not true if you’re a man and you just took a HUGE one. I’m sure you’ve guessed it by now.

That’s right.

Poo.

I’ll let the article speak for it self, but first, I’ll give a small excerpt that I found rather “moving”. (see how I made that into a funny?)

“You want to hear what the stool, the poop, sounds like when it hits the water,” Oz instructs. “If it sounds like a bombardier, you know, ‘plop, plop, plop,’ that’s not right because it means you’re constipated. It means the food is too hard by the time it comes out. It should hit the water like a diver from Acapulco hits the water.” Oz makes a “swoosh” sound — the sound of an Olympian excrement champion.

Poo and your Health

p.s. I hate it when writers put stupid witty jokes relating to the topic in their writing.

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3 Responses to I am the sound of a Dive into water

  1. coffee__girl says:

    this is kinda awkward and gross.

  2. Lina says:

    That article was way too long… I didn’t read it all yet.

  3. Paige says:

    You’re a creepo. Who sucks at clue.

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